Whole 30, day 24

less than a week to go!

i’m missing gluten-free pretzels the most today, for some reason. i’m just craving them! at my finish, i will nominate one day per week to finish off the gluten-free snacks that remain in my pantry, then vow to never buy them again once they are finished. i will miss them, but my body will not.

breakfast: sweet potatoes, sausage, 2 eggs sunny-side-up. coffee with coconut cream.

lunch: big salad with chicken, avocado, strawberries, and sunnyseeds.

dinner: burger with onions, mushrooms, bacon. baked sweet potato fries.

results: today was what a standard day should feel like. i didn’t feel deprived of anything. i felt great all day. my energy levels are seriously sinking, but this is surely due to my work schedule. i sleep about 4 hours per night during the work week. i get up at 4am or earlier to feed juniper before i leave for work, then return home around 8-8:30pm. this is extremely unhealthy. it feels unhealthy every time i wake up, and every time i fight sleep at 9:00pm so i can get a few things done before bed… like, getting ready for work the following morning. ugh.. i can’t wait to start getting real sleep soon, after i’m done working outside of the home!

this baked chicken recipe saves us throughout the week. we bake 3 on sunday, then split them up for salads and such throughout the work week. so juicy and tasty. normally, i find chicken breast completely worthless. however, when prepared properly, i find it a delicious, inexpensive way to add some great protein do my lunches. i require tons of protein.

baked chicken breast

3 medium chicken breasts, free range and organic is preferable

1 cup orange juice, nothing added

3 garlic cloves, minced

1 tsp black pepper

1 tsp salt

method: combine all ingredients in a gallon size baggie. allow chicken to marinate for at least 3 hours, or over night.

preheat oven to 375f. drain marinade from chicken and coat in olive oil.

place in a glass baking dish and bake for 45 minutes, until chicken is browned on the outside just slightly and cooked through. you want the juice to run clear when you poke it. remove chicken from oven and allow to rest before slicing. this will keep the juices inside of the meat instead of running out and making the breast dry.

don’t over-bake. chicken is done when thermometer registers at 165f. people think that chicken is dry, and they don’t like it because they’ve always had it when the bejesus has been cooked out of it. don’t do that.



big salad

your favorite greens

chicken breast, cut into strips

1/2 cup strawberries, chopped up

1/2 avocado, sliced

1/4 cup sunflower seeds

1/3 cup lemon juice (about 1 lemon)

1/3 cup olive oil

sprinkle of salt

sprinkle of pepper

method: whisk together lemon juice, olive oil, salt, and pepper. set aside.

build your salad.

dress your salad with oil and juice dressing. i use about 1/3 of this recipe per salad, and save the rest for lunches later in the week.

Whole 30, day 18

we’ll be skipping a few days again as we go into the weekend. sorry, but things are getting super busy for us!

i find that, since mindless snacking is no longer an option, i have lost a few pounds. i’m still unable to really whittle-the-middle due to most of my issue being a little postpartum stretchy skin. but wherever it is coming from, i’m keeping an eye on things out of caution that my milk supply could go down.

cutting out the crazy amount of fruit that i was eating has all at once:

a) helped with my bathroom visits

b) trimmed back a little midsection bloating that i usually have that i though was inherent with being a female above the age of 20. like i said, still a little fluff around the flagpole, but what a nice surprise! cutting down on fruit is just like cutting down on any sugar!

c) gotten rid of more sugar cravings. one piece of fruit would ALWAYS lead directly to another, until finally i would give in and eat a small handful of cashews to “protein crush” all that sugar. feels good to have that under control.

tonight i had a “dinner oops”. i made a roast pork from marks daily apple. when i initially planned dinner, i thought since our butt was a pound short of his, it would require less cooking time. well it’s 9:40p, and dinner is still in the oven. we will be having it on sunday night since we will be getting in from out-of-town so late.

i had breakfast for dinner, instead!

breakfast: 2 eggs sunny side up, sweet potato hashies, 2 strips bacon. coffee and coconut cream.

lunch: turkey, tomato, avocado, baby greens, 2 soft boiled eggs. a few cashews.

snack: pepitas, a peach.

dinner: 2 egg mushroom omlette. sausages.

results: YAY! i ate half a dozen eggs today!

2 egg omlette

2 eggs

slices shrooms


S & P


method: beat the living sin out of the eggs. stir in pepper.

saute sliced mushrooms dry. this makes it so they don’t get rubbery!

get a big skillet nice and hot on medium heat. add ghee. turn heat down and promptly add egg, covering whole surface of skillet. quickly sprinkle salt over egg. it will not take long for this to overlook. while the egg is still mostly wet, add cooked mushrooms and basil. roll egg into omelette and slide onto a plate to serve.

no, we don’t flip an omelette.

this whole dance must happen fast, or the egg will harden and you will have a rubbery, stiff egg on your hands. instead, you want a soft, cheesy texture. believe me.

scrambeled eggs to make a difference!

cheesy-cheeseless egg & bacon sandwich with tapioca flat bread

WHOLE 30 is still happening, so, no cheese for me. what is a scrambled egg without raw, sharp cheddar half melted and oozy all tucked into the egg’s folds?

hi, my name is liz, and i have a problem. i eat a lot of cheese. so much cheese, that i spend my free time thinking about the next time i get to eat it (23 days)!

how does a breakfast lover like myself cope? make scrambled eggs really well. it isn’t difficult at all.

here is a hint: eggs shouldn’t ever feel dry. there should be a little wet to them, and i’m not talking moisture. i’m talking goo. know the point when your eggs still have the orange/yellow gel on them during cooking? that’s when you are supposed to stop cooking them. ask any chef: a dry egg is a pathetic waste of perfectly good flavor and texture.

since dropping the cheese from my diet, i’ve found that the cheesyness of a perfectly cooked egg is enough to trick my tongue. the eggs have a cheese flavor, and a cheesy texture when they are cooked properly. this could gross people out, but don’t avoid it. give it a try. so long as your eggs are from a good clean source (get outta here, factory farm eggs), it is fine to consume a wet egg. not only is it fine, but many studies show that slightly undercooked eggs preserve available nutrients and biotin.

and no, you won’t get salmonella. if you are eating factory farm eggs, then yes. worry about disease. once you are done worrying, go out to the farmer’s market and spend 3$ on a dozen real eggs.

real scrambled eggs

2 cold eggs

s & p to taste

2 tbsp ghee (butter is fine if you are not doing WHOLE 30)

method: crack your cold eggs into a small cup or pyrex with a pour spout. using a fork (not a whisk!), beat the heck out of it until everything is one color in there. add pepper and whip again. do not add salt yet.

heat cast iron skillet over medium/high heat until skillet is hot. spread your ghee over the pan and turn heat to low or very low.

pour eggs onto hot ghee, and using fork, stir on the skillet for 15 seconds or so, until lumps begin to form. now sprinkle on your salt. stir again, remove from heat, and pile eggs into the center of pan in a tall stack. this should all be done before the eggs cook through. quickly transfer eggs to plate before the heat from skillet over cooks them.

the eggs continue to congeal off of the heat from the residual heat and steam that has already passed through them.

if you have done this right, the center of your eggs-pile will still be gooey, but not sloppy or runny.

the trick here is removing them from heat way before they are cooked. the other trick is adding the salt LAST. adding salt will make the eggs tough and dry. this is why you wait until they begin to set up before adding it.

our eggs are so bright yellow because our free-range, happy chickens eat so many bugs and protein sources in the back yard, instead of fortified feed. we do supplement their diet during dry seasons, though.

kale, bacon, and cheddar omelet

when life gives you kale, put it into everything. i have been putting kale into at least one meal a day. this makes me feel like i am eating light… with bacon and cheese.

my garden is putting a crazy amount of kale. like, crazy. it is even more delicious than spinach in an omelet. slightly more salty and sulfurous in flavor and a little more crunch, kale is a super-duper tasty plant, and mad tasty in breakfast applications. -and it grows like a weed. seriously, next year i am going to border my floral garden with it because it is tall, beautiful, and pretty independent.

kale always needs a little help with getting some awesome flavor out of it. adding salt and pepper is usually all it needs for morning treat, and for a great side to dinner, sauteing in garlic, salt, pepper, and zesting with lemon is simply delicious.

kale and bacon are practically a given., so breakfast is pretty straight forward in my house until my kale bounty dies down a little. add a little cheese, or a lot, for a really, really savory breakfast.

i am going to tell you a secret. you may disagree with this secret philosophy, but it is the truth. -yes, i know the definition of “philosophy” doesn’t allow “absolute truth”, but follow me in on this one.

don’t melt cheese. ever. no, i don’t mean you can’t heat it up a little to soften it, i mean don’t let it melt completely. you lose the textures that carry the salty flavors. i realize that you don’t believe me, and think melted cheese it just great. forget all that stuff. just try it. -don’t top your pizza or baked spaghetti with cheese until the very last-minute. -put room temperature cheese on your burrito. -toast your grilled cheese until the cheese JUST softens, not oozes.

try it. the flavor will surprise you.

i never fully melt the cheese in my omelet. in fact, i keep the cheese cold until i am ready to grate it on, then i let the fillings warm it as i fold it into the egg wrapper. this results in a sharp, salty filling with texture. no liquidy, drippy pool of “wtf is that?” left stagnating on the plate.

listen, unless you are making sauce:

trust me.




you are cooking that flavor right out of it. don’t do that!

another tidbit in conjunction with the way i make omelets: i don’t add stuff to the egg. -no milk or cream. i prefer a sturdy, intensely flavored egg, as opposed to the super soft and creamy variation that the french made famous. this is not to say that i like a dense, rubbery wrapper. keeping from adding salt to the egg until last-minute will keep your egg fluffy, but still let it crisp around the edges and remain sturdy. beating the crap out of the egg batter should also help to keep the egg from becoming dense without cream. add cream if you desire a super-soft omelet, or however you prefer.

this recipe is not a strict or set way of making an omelet, simply a guide for utilizing the produce you may be seeing an abundance of like i am, and to perhaps try something different, like kale, in your breakfast instead of maybe spinach. if you want to use feta cheese, use it. if you have sausage, use it. if you want to add garlic, hey, get crazy with it. play with what ‘cha got!

kale, bacon, and cheddar omelet

a few big leafs of kale, cleaned, cut into small pieces

3 strips of bacon

nice fancy cheddar that hasn’t been tainted by food coloring or other sad additives

2 eggs

salt and pepper

method: get the eggs at room temperature.

fry up and crisp the bacon, reserving the fat. once the bacon is cooked and grease is patted off of the meat, crunch bacon into bits. let skillet come back down a little in temperature.

add kale and a little pepper to bacon fat in skillet, and cook until just tender. you don’t want to over cook this. placing a lid on while cooking helps to get it tender without burning. wait to add salt until kale is finished cooking or it will release too much water.

while fillings cook, beat the heck out of your eggs and pepper in a small cup. heat up large cast iron skillet with a little butter or bacon grease spread on all cooking surfaces of skillet. once skillet is hot, but not smoking, add egg and tilt to coat pan with egg. allow to cook until center is just cooked and edges are crisped up a little. now is the time to sprinkle with salt. loosen edges, add kale and half the bacon. just before you fold your omelet, add your cheese and transfer to a plate. top with remaining bacon for crispy yummies.

smoky sweet potatoes on the grill with bbq chicken

smoky sweet potato

let me start off by saying this: chives are so pretty!

look at those colors! and so versatile, they can be put on all kinds of savory stuff. the flower is also edible, so don’t throw it to the chickens… brian…

ready for execution!

i am way into garden cooking right now. i’ve been using my lettuce, herbs and chives like crazy. i can’t wait until the rest of this stuff comes out of the ground. -carrots, beets, kale, spinach, and peppers are all just sprouting little leaves in the garden, and hopefully by mid-summer we will have a bounty. for now, we have lots of chives, and we are working on ways to gobble these beauties up!

so very green and purple

i have a special place in my heart for sweet potatoes. -like, really special. -as in a few years ago i ate them every day and my skin turned a little yellow. it’s harmless. it was like an irish tan.

anyhow, i still eat them almost daily. it occurred to me, though, that i had never eaten them with sour cream. -i know, right?! well since we had so many chives in the garden and cultured sour cream in the refrigerator, i decided to be crazy for once and change-up my usual oven roasted sweet potatoes for grilled sweet potatoes with sour cream and chives.

gorgeous. these were beautiful. they taste amazing, they were easy, and they taste amazing. oh did i say that twice? good. i mean it. these things are crazy good. this was a great method to use, parboiling the potatoes ahead of time, then throwing them on the grill to finish and get smoky-sweet. this would also be an awesome dish to bring to a bbq, parboiling the potatoes at home, then taking them, ready to throw on the grill, all wrapped in foil and seasoned. -and don’t forget about throwing the foiled packages of potatoes into a campfire this summer. delicious.

sweet potatoes are the perfect companion to bbq chicken. i always make my bbq sauce from scratch. don’t even think about using a bottle of bbq sauce from walmart. just don’t.

try to time this meal so you can parboil the potatoes while the grill warms up., then throw them on the grill and finish them with the chicken.

one at the lips, 2 at the hips. whatever that means.

bbq sauce

1 1/4 cup of natural ketchup

1/4 cup apple cider vinegar

2 tbsp date paste, maple syrup, brown sugar, or sweetener of your choice

1 tsp garlic powder

1/2 tsp ground ginger

1/4 tsp ground allspice

1/4 tsp ground cloves

pinch of salt

1 or 2 tsp sriracha or hot sauce

method: dump all that stuff in a bowl and mix mix mix. come on, let’s get going here. those spices won’t dissolve on their own. taste it, add stuff as needed. let it set for a few minutes before using to let things gel together. the consistency will depend on what sweetener you choose, and also the brand of ketchup you use. i highly encourage you to add more or use less of the ingredients listed as you so wish. fool around with this recipe and make it yours!

this stuff keeps in the refrigerator for a long time… like, a year. trust me.

bbq chicken

for the chicken:

6-12 drumsticks, however many you can gobble up

1 cup cold water

3 tbsp salt

2 tbsp sriracha

1 tbsp garlic powder

method: whisk all ingredients together until the salt dissolves, soak chicken for 1 hour and up to 6 hours in brine.

while grill is heating up, make bbq sauce and boil potatoes.

to cook chicken, coat grill grates with oil and cook on indirect heat for about 20-40 minutes, depending on your grill.

brush with bbq sauce during the last 5 minutes of grilling.

smoky sweet potatoes

a few clean sweet potatoes

a big pot of boiling water

olive oil


s & p

sour cream


method: bring potatoes to a boil in a large pot of water for 20 minutes. set them on large pieces of foil, sprinkle with salt and pepper all over the place, then drizzle some oil in there.

wrap tightly in foil.

throw onto the grill while your other food cooks, about 20 minutes. remove from foil packet and set onto oiled grill for a few minutes to crisp and smoke skin. watch them to prevent burning. top halved potato with sour cream, chives, salt, and pepper.

don’t forget to make the table look nice!

go out to the yard and grab whatever your garden provides you with, stick it into a bottle, and call it a centerpiece. why let them waste away in the yard? we bring ours in and set them by the bedside.

fluffy peony

white beans dijon and chicken kebab

white beans dijon and chicken kebab

here is a really simple meal with some strong, basic flavors. have you ever sat down to a meal that you know was simply prepared well, and reminded how good simple foods can be when they are done well? this happens to me every once in a while, so i though i should share a recipe that did just that for me.

chicken thighs are perfect for the grill. their higher fat content keeps them from drying out in the smoky heat. plus, chicken thighs are totally delicious and super cheap. tomatoes get really sweet and a little smoky on the grill. the easy 2 ingredient marinade works perfectly and quickly to add tons of flavor.

unlike many on a modified primal diet, i am not afraid to include beans every so often into my diet. i will eat them once a week or so. eaten in moderation, beans are a healthy way of filling up on good plant-based protein and fiber.

great northern beans with dijon mustard, sun-dried tomatoes, and almond oil

my only stipulation is that i eat them only when properly prepared by soaking for at least 24 full hours, with 3 or 4 changes of water. this ensures digestibility, decreasing the chances for… ahem… intestinal distress. we all know that beans are famous for giving us excess amounts of gas, discomfort, even cramping and pain. this is typically because they have not been soaked, rendering the shell of the bean cooked, but the inside of the bean still raw and indigestible.

soak your beans. your intestines will thank me.

dijon mustard is the magical ingredient in most of our recipes lately, especially in this one. a little bit goes a long way, so you don’t need to add much else to the dish.

the second magical ingredient is almond oil. almond oil imparts toasty richness to the beans. the full flavored oil spreads nicely among the beans and keeps them from sticking together. if you do not have almond oil, i highly recommending dolling out the cash for a bottle. it costs the same as olive oil, and can be used in so many applications. if you really don’t feel like you want to buy it, a few substitution choices could be a fruity olive oil, butter, or bacon fat.

this recipe serves 2 fairly large portions.

cook the beans before you even start the grill, minding timing on this meal because the beans take over an hour, while the kebab take about 20 minutes once placed onto the grill.

white beans dijon with sun-dried tomatoes and almond oil

for the beans:

1/2 cup dry white beans (i like great northern)

several cups cold water

2 tbsp dijon mustard

3 tbsp almond oil

few tbsp sun-dried tomatoes, chopped

method: soak rinsed beans in clean water for at least 24 hours, changing water 2 times during that period.

place beans in a pot and cover them with 2 cups of water. do not salt the water. bring to a boil for 15 minutes.

turn heat down to medium. simmer for one hour or until beans are tender. add water if needed as it evaporates.

drain beans. stir in dijon mustard, oil, tomatoes, and a pinch of salt. keep warm over stove top.

smoky from the grill

chicken and tomato kebab

3 medium chicken thighs, cut into 1″ pieces

2 cups sweet, tiny tomatoes

3 tbsp dijon mustard

3 tbsp red wine vinegar

method: combine all ingredients and marinate. these can be marinated for up to 24 hours, but 1 hour is sufficient. place on skewers keeping them on separate skewers because they will get done at different rates.

get grill piping hot and grease grill grates. grill for 20-30 minutes, turning once. the tomatoes are super delicate once cooked, so be careful when moving them around the grill.

serve over beans and enjoy a smoky, comforting meal. a cold chardonnay would be awesome with this meal.

just sayin’.

chicken caesar salad

i tend to find chicken breasts useless, both in my diet and in my palate. i prefer the flavorful dark meat that chicken has to offer, and i am wild about the amount of healthy fats dark meat provides, even though it has a falsely attained bad reputation. breast meat is too lean for my taste and yields a dry texture that almost always lacks flavor. my prejudice against breast meat aside, i knew it would be a pretty poor decision to use thigh meat to top a salad with. so i sucked it up and bought some good quality chicken breasts to feat my caesar salad. i used a method praised by america’s test kitchen, and with good reason. this produced a juicy, flavorful meat that was practically slow-poached in a flavorful juice and finished by searing all the goodness in by using a skillet to crisp it at the end.

it does help, too, that the chicken was drizzled with an awesome caesar dressing. fresh caesar dressing is simple to make, inexpensive, and a nutritious way to add a ton of flavor to a healthy salad. -healthy fats from the egg yolk, anchovy, and olive oil, plus the obvious benefits of garlic and lemon juice, this dressing is practically a super-food. make a double batch and keep the leftover in the refrigerator to use later on roasted potatoes, cooked asparagus, or fancy up a burger a little.

this recipe serves 2

for the dressing:

2 tbsp whole grain dijon mustard

3 anchovy fillets

1/4 cup olive oil

1/4 cup lemon juice

1 tsp roasted minced garlic

1 egg yolk

S & P to taste

method: using mini food processor, blend all ingredients creating an emulsion, and a nice dressing forms. i like to keep some of the mustard seeds whole for a little added spice. this dressing tastes best served at room temperature.

chicken caesar salad

for the chicken:

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

juice from 1 lemon

1 tbsp thyme leaves

S & P

method: preheat oven to 350f. marinate chicken in all ingredients for half an hour while oven preheats.

in a glass baking dish, bake chicken with a foil cover over it for about 20 minutes. while chicken is in oven, get an iron skillet hot over medium heat with some oil or bacon fat in it. add chicken once skillet is hot and cook for 5 minutes, without touching it, and allow meat to brown. flip it over to brown other side. once chicken is done cooking (thermometer should read 165f), let it rest on a plate for 5 minutes before slicing.

for the salad:

1 small head romaine lettuce, chopped

some cherry tomatoes, cut in half

shaved parmesan cheese

method: combine all ingredients in a large bowl. split between 2 bowls or plates and top with sliced chicken and drench in caesar dressing.

this is such a flavorful and fresh tasting salad, i feel really good after i eat salads like this. i’m sure i’ll be chowing on this a few times a week after my upcoming easter binge to jump-start my lighter spring diet!

the planning of the meals: how i all use it up

i have been receiving requests on this site and in my email to post a sample menu for my typical week, and a sample grocery list. this is going to be quite lengthy, but i am more than happy to share. our way of doing things is quite calculated and keeps it very simple to us, but may appear confusing to “outsiders”, so bear with me.

while my diet and grocery list are nowhere near perfect, i do boast that it is pretty great. and i stick to that. my menu is created a few days before i shop. this gives me a chance to change things if i feel like i am going to get a hankering for something funky. it also allows me time to brainstorm what i will do with unused ingredients. for example, i may buy a bunch of rosemary  to roast a chicken, but what will i do with the rest of it? i don’t want it to rot in the crisper. i allow myself a few days to realize that i want to roast some beef in rosemary later in the week. and that later in the week, i will use up the beef for fajitas. and i will use up the leftover fajita veggies for a stir-fry and so on. -the circle of life, but in grocery-form.

oh, and i don’t snack. i know my hunger levels well enough to know what fills me up at meals. i allow myself one day a week, usually saturdays, to eat a little outside of my “box”, but never any wheat or corn syrup. i may have pad thai with rice noodles, or pakora, booze, dessert made with grain free ingredients or pancakes made with grain free ingredients, but no junk food. ever. so as far as snacking goes, sometimes i eat a hand full of nuts for dessert after dinner, but i don’t eat between meals. also, i almost always eat the same thing for lunch. i love my salads. i make the best salads on the block.

our grocery routine is very strict. i get pretty PO’ed if we forget to use up the cauliflower in the curry, or if i buy a block of cheese and i find one already sitting in the refrigerator. i think food waste is a social and spiritual epidemic, and it really grinds my gears to see any food go to waste. -i mean that very much. we don’t do that in my house. if i see a lonely piece of produce, i will put it to use before i put it to pasture.

posting this also gives me a chance to show anyone wondering what a (mostly) primal diet looks like in a meal, day, and week. some have trouble thinking about how to make a fast, yet primal breakfast. or figuring out what to take to work for lunch if not a sandwich? what do you have on a friday for lent if not pizza?

here is our plan:

we try to spend about a hundred dollars a week. it’s not always perfect. it is usually close, though. the particular week i chose is an actual excerpt from my menu, and happens to be almost 50 bucks over, but it is one of the weeks i chose at random. i shop twice a week because we usually need fresh produce again midweek. we always buy the best, most humanely raised meats that we can, and usually local. same with the cheeses. our eggs are from a friendly farmer in our neck of the woods. these factors all save us a ton of money, but more importantly, peace of mind. even the tortillas we buy are from a local place, and the bread from a bakery. during the summertime, we get almost all of our produce from farmers markets or stands.

here is the list, bearing in mind the staples we may already have around the house like oils, almond flour, spices, things like that i may only be buying monthly. notice that throughout the week, you should see as many repeat ingredients as possible. this is telling you that you are using it up. remember, no rotting!


4 dozen eggs from our farmer guy-4

a chicken (maybe 5 lbs)-5

1 5 lb chuck shoulder-10

1/2 lb ground chuck-2

1 lb bacon-4

1/2 lb sausage-2

8 small chicken thighs-5

1 block ricotta salata-4

small block of pecorino

1 block farmer’s cheese-4

2 full fat yogurts-3

1 pkg spring greens-3

1 pkg spinach-3

5 oranges-2

4 lemons-2

1 bag walnuts-5

1 bottle olive oil (i get the really expensive stuff that tastes awesome)-12

1 5 lb roll of butter (every few weeks or so)-4

2 green peppers-2

2 red peppers-2

1.5 lb turkey breast for brian’s sandwiches-10

4 slices of cheese for brian’s sandwiches-2

1 loaf of bread for brian’s sandwiches-4

half-gallon of milk for brian-4

tortilla shells for brian-2

4 avocados-2

1 big bag of kale-2

3 heads of garlic-2

2 onions-1

5 lb bag carrots-2


2 crowns broccoli-2




small head of cabbage-1

4 bananas-2


1 bottle red wine-12

1 bottle white wine-12

the menu:


B-2 fried eggs and 3 strips of bacon, brian has same, plus bread

L-small salad with half an orange, an ounce of farmer’s cheese, half an avocado, 1/4 cup walnuts, and lemon oil dressing (equal parts lemon juice and olive oil with a crack of pepper) brian has turkey sandwich with cheese and a few pinches of veggies

D-roasted whole chicken (we eat the legs and thighs tonight and save the rest for later) stuffed with half an onion and rosemary, tucked garlic and thyme under the skin. also had kale and 3 roasted carrots


B-2 egg omelette with broccoli and pecorino, brian has oatmeal with banana and nuts

L-small salad with half an orange, an ounce of farmer’s cheese, half an avocado, 1/4 cup walnuts, and lemon oil dressing (equal parts lemon juice and olive oil with a crack of pepper), brian has turkey sandwich with some veggies

D-glass of wine, chicken curry with chicken breasts (from last night’s chicken), using onion, carrots, coconut milk, 1/2 of a green pepper, 1/2 of a red pepper, dry spices, brian adds rice to his


B-2 eggs over medium and 3 strips of bacon, brian has sausage and egg breakfast burritos with avocado, tomatoes, and cilantro

L-small salad with half an orange, an ounce of farmer’s cheese, half an avocado, 1/4 cup walnuts, and lemon oil dressing (equal parts lemon juice and olive oil with a crack of pepper), brian has a bowl of yogurt with nuts and a banana

D-chuck roast in the slow cooker with a few carrots, one onion, a head of garlic, rosemary, steamed broccoli on the side


B-3 fried eggs over medium, brian has the other half of his oats with banana and nuts

L-small salad with half an orange, an ounce of farmer’s cheese, half an avocado, 1/4 cup walnuts, and lemon oil dressing (equal parts lemon juice and olive oil with a crack of pepper), brian has left over chicken curry from monday with rice

D-korean style bbq cabbage cups: beef from leftover chuck roast, made sesame bbq sauce from scratch, shredded leftover carrots, crushed up cashews for sprinkling


B-2 fried eggs over medium and a sausage patty, brian has the same plus toast

L-small salad with half an orange, an ounce of farmer’s cheese, half an avocado, 1/4 cup walnuts, and lemon oil dressing (equal parts lemon juice and olive oil with a crack of pepper), brian has turkey sandwich with some veggies

D-glass of wine, fajita chicken thighs, used other 1/2 of bell peppers, onions, chopped tomatoes and cilantro, mexican cheese, avocado, brian uses tortillas for his


B-2 egg omelette with broccoli and pecorino, brian has the same plus toast

L-small salad with half an orange, an ounce of farmer’s cheese, half an avocado, 1/4 cup walnuts, and lemon oil dressing (equal parts lemon juice and olive oil with a crack of pepper)

D-chicken thighs sautéed with kale, mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes, lemon juice, olive oil, pecorino, crumbled pepper bacon, and walnuts, brian has noodles with his

saturday- go crazy day!

B-carrot cake pancakes with nuts and raisins, cream cheese, maple syrup, same for brian, but i usually hog the biggest pancakes to myself and eat a ton of the cream cheese

L-i’m still full, brian has whatever might be left in the refrigerator

D-a few glasses of wine & landfill burgers- ground chuck (1/4 lb per patty) with fried egg, avocado, cheese, bacon, greens, on top of store-bought, gluten-free buns (i do this occasionally to satisfy my “sandwich tooth”), brian has all the same but with his gluteny bread, we scarf down some grain free dessert, like chocolate cake

grilled smokey ribeye with lemony cucumber & carrot salad

i was really in the mood for something uncomplicated in flavor last sunday after recovering from a too-much-fun bachelorette party i had attended the night before. i won’t divulge a single detail on the party itself, but i will say this: my judgment was impaired, and i ate a bag of cheddar & onion potato chips on the way home. -a family size bag.. and there were chips stuck in my dress the next morning… uggghhh….

the name of the game after such a crazy food night was eating healthy. -clean food. simple food.

the temperature was a pleasant 82f, and brian and i craved steak. we had a roasted chicken planned, which is our normal sunday tradition, but we could NOT resist getting the grill out to kick off the season.

steak. must have steak.

we made our emergency stop to churchill’s with our sunglasses on and purchased a big niman ranch ribeye, which is the only large farm we trust. our teenage meat kid behind the counter with messy hair and hip, thick glasses recommended a ribeye, said it was his favorite cut. he promised it to be perfectly marbled, and awesome to grill. it was. thanks, teen. you are always right when you tell us what to eat. seriously, you know whats up.

whence recovering from a hardy-party, you must consume vegetables. it is the rules. especially when one consumed an entire bag of chips before bed.. family size.. so i came up with a really crunchy and refreshing salad. i guess it was more of a slaw than a salad, but if 2 vegetables join the same bowl, i tend to call it salad.

what a delightful meal this was! i must compliment myself on following my primal urge to chow some juicy, healthy steak and satisfying salad. this was the perfect spring meal, and truly repaired my body after a full night of stern abuse. the rub for the steak is a classic combination of flavors we stole somewhere along the line from our righteous grillin’ hero, steve reichlen. the flavors from the charcoal grill really stand out here, but the dry spices are just enough to make this taste smoky, vibrant, and well, excellent.

the salad made enough to compliment 2 meals later on in the week., and the steak yielded no leftovers.

make the salad first so as to let it soak up its own tasty juices. i made mine an hour or so before serving, and it seemed only to improve in flavor later in the week as leftovers.

crunchy carrot salad

1 cucumber, diced

2 cups shredded carrots

1/4 cup fine chopped red onion

1/2 cup crumbled feta

few leaves of basil

1/2 lemons juice, zest reserved

1 tbsp red wine vinegar

2 tbsp olive oil

method: whisk last 3 ingredients to make a dressing. toss with veggies and basil. zest with some lemon, while you’re at it. let it sit for bit, chilled, to allow flavors to mingle and what-not.

grilled steak

1 big ribeye

1 tbsp red wine vinegar

1 tbsp paprika

1 tsp dried garlic

1 tsp dried onion powder

method: make a paste out of all the ingredients and rub onto steak. let it marinate for one hour. pull steak out of the refrigerator half an hour before grilling to come to room temperature.

start grill. oil grill grates and get it piping hot before you throw the steak on. as a general rule, we flip steak only 2 times as to not tear the char off of the outside and to prevent it from getting tough.

let it rest 10 minutes before digging in. serve with a crunchy salad. trust me.

lemon tart

super lemon, oh so sweet!

i have something for you. i think you’ll really like it.it’s a recipe for spring. i know it’s still cold outside. anyway, you should taste spring. i promise it will help. are you ready? its lemons+honey+pistachios. wait, that isn’t a recipe, its math. sorry.this yellow beauty was served for dessert at the tapas dinner brian and i hosted for our parents last week. since giving up chocolate for lent, i’ve had to indulge my sweet tooth in a lighter, perhaps more modest manner. it’s always difficult for me to work my way back into the spring desserts from the rich, dark, and decadent flavors that are embraced during the cold months.i guess this was the first spring dessert i really made this season, so let this be the beginning of many more pies, tarts, shortcakes, and bars. what a welcome change of flavors this indulged me in. sour lemons and sweet honey balance each other perfectly to make the curd filling on the buttery pastry base. it was really hard to stick to one thin slice here, so i just kept ‘em coming all night.like this:oh, walking to the couch? i better grab a slice of tart. forgot to shut off the kitchen light? i should clean up the edges and neaten the tart while i’m in there. dad, you wanna take some home? i better take another little sliver for myself. i know. i have a problem. -but guys, gimme a break. i quit chocolate. so, i guess what i actually did here is give up chocolate to become a glutton.

on to business.

i used the pistachio shortbread cookies recipe to make the base. one recipe made the perfect amount for this. i sugared the crust for effect, but it worked nicely because it also caramelized slightly during baking, making a little “crunch” with bites of the outer crust.i use the whole egg to make the lemon curd. -don’t be scared off by that. here are a few things to think about: using the whole egg eliminates the waste of unused egg white, using the whole egg produces a lighter textured curd, using the whole egg is a little easier, skipping the steps of separating the yolk from the white.the main reason many curds are made with yolks only is because yolks and whites cook at different rates. yolks cook much more slowly. -think fried egg, the yolk is runny, the white is set-the science behind the protein cooking at a lower temperature than the fat can actually be worked with, though, by bringing the heat of the eggs up slowly, and keeping the whisk in your hand the entire time. also, straining the curd to separate any whites will cover up any little mistakes you may make here.

let’s get started. bake the base a few hours before you need it, keeping in mind the curd shouldn’t be poured into it until the base is completely cooled for the pistachio base before i bake.

this crust recipe makes 2 8″ or 9″ round tarts.

for the crust:

1 3/4 cups coconut flour, sifted

2 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

1 cup butter, room temp

2/3 cup sugar

3 eggs

2 tsp vanilla extract

1/2 cup pistachios, ground up in food processor

a few extra tablespoons sugar for dusting the crust right before baking


preheat oven to 350. line cookie sheets with parchment paper.

mix together flour, baking powder and salt and set aside.

cream together butter and sugar. add eggs one at a time, add vanilla extract. add pistachios, followed by flour mixture, 1/2 cup at a time.

continue to beat until completely mixed together. if dough seems really dry, you may add a little extra butter or splashes of milk to moisten. just don’t over do it.

stick it into refrigerator for at least an hour to stiffen.

preheat oven to 350f.

remove dough from refrigerator and press evenly into a 9″ tart pan. sprinkle with sugar. make a few small slits in the bottom of the crust or the whole thing will puff up when it bakes.

bake for 6 minutes, rotate, and bake for another 6 minutes or until golden brown. allow to cool for a few hours.


for the lemon curd:

6 eggs at room temperature

2/3 cup honey

zest of one organic lemon

1 cup of lemon juice

12 tbsp coconut oil or butter


whisk first 3 ingredients in a bowl. transfer to sauce pan and, over low heat, whisk like crazy until it gets a little pale in color. remember, you don’t want to be making scrambled eggs here, so low and slow is the key here.

add coconut oil, whisk for a few seconds until melted, then quickly whisk in lemon juice.

cook over medium heat whisking constantly, until mixture thickens and a few bubbles rise from the mixture.

remove from heat immediately after you see your first few bubbles, and pour through a fine sieve or cheesecloth into a clean bowl, pushing mixture through. discard pulp in sieve.

stir the curd that is now in the bowl. allow it to cool for just a few minutes before pouring over cooled tart base. allow to cool for several hours before slicing, as it will stiffen up a little and set up really nicely over a few hours. sprinkle with pistachios to serve.